The Consequences of Our Actions
Here, we, the Sluggy McSlugface Committee of Consequences, track every action, every decision, every burp in your vicinity. We're the ones who bring the consequences. Our motto? "We're the ones who bring the consequences." (Still working on a better one, but that's the one we have so far.)
Consequence #001: You Spilled Coffee on the Floor
Because you spilled coffee on the floor, the janitor had to clean it up. Now, the janitor is late for his shift, so the cafeteria is out of donuts. The cafeteria is out of donuts, which means the CEO will have to eat a salad for lunch. The CEO's stomach will rumble, causing him to be grumpy. And so, the entire company will suffer the slings and arrows of his displeasure.
Consequence #002: You Forgot Your Keys
Because you forgot your keys, you had to call a locksmith. The locksmith had to come to your house, which means you had to give him a tour of your messy apartment. The locksmith saw your collection of 1987's and judged you harshly. He's now a collector and will never set foot in your house again. Now, you're stuck with an empty keyring. The end.