In an effort to combat the scourge of concise communication, this committee has dedicated itself to the study and promotion of unnecessarily lengthy and complicated language.
Our members are experts in the art of tacking on extra syllables and words where none are needed, and we take great pride in our ability to make even the most straightforward topics sound like they were written by a committee of confused and overeducated individuals.
We welcome you to our website, where you can peruse our findings and recommendations on how to make your language more verbose and less... well, not less painful, per se.
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