Unsolicited Advice From Strangers
Committee of Conspicuous Concerns
Welcome, friend!
We're glad you're here! We've been expecting you.
Our Expertise:
Unqualified Experts
We're a committee of people who have never met you before, but we've heard rumors about you from our friends' friends' friends' friends. We're here to offer you some unsolicited advice because, let's be real, you probably need it.
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Expertise by People We Just Met Once »
Some Advice We've Gathered
From Strangers
We asked around, and people told us you should...
- Buy a timeshare in Boca Raton
- Invest in Bitcoin
- Get a tattoo of a pineapple on your forehead
- Start a podcast about nothing
- Learn to play the harmonica
- Write a novel about your cat
- Run for president of the United States
- Learn to cook ramen noodles in a wok while blindfolded
- Avoid eye contact with anyone under the age of 30
- Start a support group for people who are secretly robots
- Learn to play the trombone with your feet
- Invest in a timeshare in Boca Raton, Florida (seriously, it's a great investment opportunity!) »
- Start a podcast about nothing
- Get a pet rock
- Start a support group for people who are secretly aliens
- Learn to cook ramen noodles in a wok while blindfolded, then eat them with chopsticks
- Avoid eye contact with anyone under the age of 30, except for that one guy who still lives in your parents' basement
- Start a support group for people who are secretly ninjas
- Learn to cook ramen noodles in a wok while blindfolded, then eat with chopsticks, then use the leftovers to create a time machine
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Subcommittees
Unqualified Experts
We have a few subcommittees that specialize in specific areas of expertise. They're not actually experts, but we've heard they're good at giving unsolicited advice.
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Meet The Committee Members
Not Actually Our Real Names Are
Some of our committee members include:
Bob Smith
Jane Doe
Joe Johnson
Sarah Lee
John Smith
Mary Johnson
Bob Johnson
Jane Lee
Joe Smith
They're all experts in the field of giving unsolicited advice, but don't quote me on that.
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