The Committee on Conspicuousness is a special panel formed to address the pressing issue of things being more conspicuous than they should be. We're talkin' about the loud, flashy, and obnoxious stuff that's just too much.
Subcommittee on Outrigeous Silhouettes
We're currently investigating the Outrigeous Silhouettes subcommittee, because let's be real, who needs subtlety?
Other notable members of the committee include:
- Chairman, Bob, a renowned expert in the field of being really loud.
- Vice-Chairman, Alice, a specialist in the art of being really, really loud.
- Our Consultant Expert on the Occasional, who's always there when you need him.
Our Occasional Consultant Expert is a specialist in the field of being occasionally really loud.
Meetings are held in a room with actual people to really drive home the point.
We're looking for new members to join the cause! Join our cause.