A secret organization dedicated to the art of lawn mowing, but not just any lawn mowing. Oh no. We're talking high-speed, high-stakes, high-contrast lawn mowing.
Our motto? "Cutting through the noise, one blade of grass at a time."
Chairman: Buck "The Blade" McSnip, a seasoned lawn mower with a penchant for 90s hip-hop
Secretary: Pam "The Pruner" Pesto, expert in the art of pruning bushes with precision
Vice-Chairman: Chuck "The Trimmer" Thompson, a master of lawn mower maintenance, with a flair for the dramatic
Our meetings are held in a secret underground garden hidden beneath the city's surface
Want to join us? Apply now!
Or, Take a tour of our underground garden and see if we're the right fit for you.