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Committee of Conspiracy Theories: Sockgate
The Great Sock Conspiracy
Welcome, fellow truth-seekers, to the Committee of Conspiracy Theories: Sockgate. Here, we unravel the tangled threads of the most baffling phenomenon of the 21st century: the mysterious disappearance of the socks.
The Sockgate Timeline
- 20XX-XX: Socks vanish from washing machines across the globe, leaving millions of people wondering where their footwear went.
- 20XX-XX: Sock manufacturers deny any involvement, claiming their products are "totally not possessed of any dark magic."
- 20XX-XX: The Sock Liberation Front (SLF) emerges, vowing to reclaim the missing footwear and bring justice to those who have lost their socks.
- 20XX-XX: The Committee of Conspiracy Theories: Sockgate is formed, tasked with uncovering the truth behind the Sockgate.
Our Current Investigation
We are currently investigating the following theories:
Stay tuned for further updates as we dig deeper into the mystery of the missing socks!
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