The Sock Ninja Squardon is a secretive council of elite, highly-trained, ninja warriors specializing in the art of stealthy sock pilfering and covert laundry manipulation.
Meet the members of our illustrious Squardon:
Our Squardon is committed to protecting the world from the scourge of missing socks.
Or, at the very least, making a tidy profit from their resale.
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May the socks be ever in your favor.