We are a group of highly trained lawn care professionals with a penchant for the dramatic and the absurd. Our goal is to turn your lawn into a lush, green oasis, while secretly manipulating the world around it for our own nefarious purposes.
From strategically placed garden gnomes to carefully crafted topiary, no lawn is safe from our clutches. Our motto? "You can't see us, but we're always there, watching and waiting for the perfect moment to strike."
