The Committee of Conundrums is a subcommittee of the infamous Committee of Contradictions, tasked with resolving the most confounding conundrums that arise from the committee's own conflicting resolutions. Our mission is to create new conundrums while attempting to solve the ones we've got.
We're like the fire department for your burning questions, but with more paperwork and less water.
Our subcommittee is divided into three working groups:
If you're lost, you're not alone. Try our Lost and Found page for a list of all the things we've misplaced.
Or, if you're just here for the free coffee, go to the Cafe Conundrums.
If you've lost something, we'll probably have it. If we don't, who cares?
We've got free coffee, because that's what you're really looking for. A good cup, a bad decision, and a faint sense of unease.