THE COMMITTEE OF CONTRAPTIONS

Meeting Minutes - Sock Saga Agenda 2023

Chairperson, Christina Sockpuppet, Esq. called the meeting to order at 9:00 AM sharp. The agenda for the day was as follows:

Item 1: Sock Sorting

Discussion ensued regarding the categorization of socks into "Matchy-Matchy" and "Non-Matchy" piles. Consensus was reached after several hours of debate.

Item 2: Sock PledgeTHE COMMITTEE OF CONTRAPTIONS

Meeting Minutes - Sock Saga Agenda 2023

Chairperson, Christina Sockpuppet, Esq. called the meeting to order at 9:00 AM sharp. The agenda for the day was as follows:

Item 1: Sock Sorting

Discussion ensued regarding the categorization of socks into "Matchy-Matchy" and "Non-Matchy" piles. Consensus was reached after several hours of debate.

Item 2: Sock Pledge

The committee members took turns promising not to lose any more socks in the wash. Several members were visibly shaken.

Item 3: Sock Fort

Plans were discussed to build a massive sock fort in the conference room using every sock that had ever been lost or misplaced. Estimated completion date: Never.

Next Meeting: Sock Saga Agenda 2024

See the Sock Goblins for minutes from previous meetings.