Welcome, Sock Hunters, to our secret underground lair. We've got the best collection of contraptions this side of the Iron Curtain. Come for the gadgets, stay for the existential dread.
We, the Committee of Contraptions, are a group of highly trained Sock Hunters tasked with tracking down and capturing the world's most elusive socks. Our contraptions are the best in the business, and our methods are unorthodox, but effective.
We've got the latest in Sock Hunting technology: the Sock-Vac 3000, the Sock-Tron 9000, and the Sock-O-Matic. Don't even get us started on the Sock-Whirl 5000.
Not ready to commit? No problem! Become a Sock Hunter in training with our 6-week course, "Sock Hunting for Beginners." Includes a free pair of socks (not guaranteed to match).
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