In a world where the fate of humanity hangs in the balance, one thing stands tall - the sausage. A staple of breakfast, a delight of dinner, and a nemesis to all who would seek to control its fate.
The Committee of Contraptions has been convened to settle the question: should sausages be served with ketchup or mustard? A question that has sparked the passions of nations and the ire of the saucy masses.
As the debate rages on, the Committee has taken a break to discuss the finer points of sausage etiquette. Some argue for ketchup, citing the classic combination of tang and sweetness. Others advocate for mustard, pointing to its spicy kick and versatility.
Meanwhile, a third faction, known as the "Saucy Rebels", have taken to the streets, armed with nothing but their unwavering commitment to their condiment of choice. Will they be heard? Only time will tell.
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