**The Sock Saga Continues...**
It's been a week since the Great Sock Heist occurred. A week of searching, a week of questioning, a week of... missing socks!
Here's what we know so far: the Sock Heist was a brazen, daring, and utterly baffling crime. It was a heist of unparalleled proportions, with thousands of socks vanishing into thin air. The authorities are stumped, the public is on edge, and the people demand answers!
**The Investigation Continues...**
Our team of top-notch investigators has been working around the clock to crack the case. We've interviewed hundreds of witnesses, scoured the city for clues, and analyzed the evidence. And here's what we've found so far: