The Practical Applications of the Committee of Contraptions
Where else can you find a more practical use of contraptions? Not at the local hardware store, that's for sure. Our committee has spent years researching the most efficient and effective contraptions for your everyday life. From the humblest of toil-some tasks to the most complex of conundrums, we've got you covered.
Below are some of our most notable achievements:
Contraption 1: The Self-Operating Toaster
Using our patented technology, this toaster will toast bread without human intervention. Simply place the bread in the machine, set the dial, and let the toaster do its magic.
Learn more about the Self-Operating Toaster
Contraption 2: The Automated Sock Matcher
Never lose another sock again with our revolutionary sock-matching contraption. Simply input the number of socks you have, and this machine will match them for you.
Read the manual for the Automated Sock Matcher
Contraption 3: The Inflatable Dinner Jacket
Impress your friends and family with our inflatable dinner jacket. Not only will it keep your clothes clean, but it will also provide a unique and stylish conversation starter.
View the instructional video for the Inflatable Dinner Jacket