**Today's Schedule:**
- 6:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, yell at the coffee machine.
- 7:00 AM: Oil the gears of the Giant Spinning Top of Doom.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch break. Do not feed the contraptions during this time.
- 2:00 PM: Tidy up the Twirling Dervish of Chaos.
- 4:00 PM: Perform routine maintenance on the Inflatable Unicorn.
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