For your convenience, we've prepared this contraption tuning schedule. Please review and adhere to it, lest you wish to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous contraption malfunctions.
| Monday | Check for loose screws |
| Tuesday | Oil the hinges |
| Wednesday | Bake the gears |
| Thursday | Polish the brass fixtures |
| Friday | Replace the batteries |
Remember: Weekly Battery Replacement Tips are available for those who wish to truly excel in the art of contraption maintenance.
Learn the Advanced Theory of Contraption Maintenance for a more in-depth understanding of the intricacies involved.