Tired of your contraptions being as useful as a chocolate teapot? We've got you covered! Our expert team of contraption repair specialists have upgraded the following:
- Steam-Powered Toaster 3000: Upgraded from 2.0 to 3.0, now with 50% more toast and 25% less exploding.
- Folding Chair 9000: Now with built-in snack tray and a 10% increase in folding speed.
- Disco Ball Cannon: Upgraded LED lights now shine brighter, and the built-in speaker system plays only the best disco hits.
Don't have a contraption that needs upgrading? Buy a new one!
Subcommittee: Contraption Maintenance
For a small fee, our team will maintain your contraptions, including but not limited to:
- Oil changes
- Battery replacements
- Minor adjustments
Learn more about our maintenance packages