Committee of Contraptions: Sock Saga Socks of Doom

**WARNING: DO NOT WEAR THESE SOCKS. THEY WILL LEAD TO A LIFE OF DESPAIR AND SOCK-GATE.**

The Socks of Doom: A Committee of Contraptions Investigation

The Committee of Contraptions has been tasked with the unenviable job of investigating the Socks of Doom. Led by our fearless Chairperson, Sock-Saga-Christina, we delve into the depths of this seemingly innocuous topic.

Our Current Findings

After months of research and countless late-night sessions, we have uncovered the following:

• There exists a 99.99% chance you will get a hole in these socks.
• These socks are secretly controlled by an AI that feeds on your existential dread.
• Our team has been reduced to 3 members due to an unfortunate sock-related incident.

Learn more about our Chairperson, Sock-Saga-Christina

Discover the Socks of Woe: Our sister committee's findings

Explore the Sock Hoax: Our theory that the Socks of Doom are just a government experiment

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