Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Contraptions! We're thrilled to present to you the Sock Saga Socks of Fortune, a collection of the most fantastical, the most bewildering, and the most utterly inexplicable socks you'll ever lay eyes on.
Our socks are not just any socks, oh no! They're socks with a purpose, a destiny, and a hint of mystique. They've been woven with the finest thread of intrigue, dyed with the deepest dyes of deception, and crafted with the utmost care of... well, let's just say, "a committee of contraptions".
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// Sock Saga Socks of Fortune API
// Version 1.0.0
// Author: Committee of Contraptions
// Purpose: To confuse and bewilder