Minutes of Some Sort (aka, "The Meeting That Shall Never Be Forgotten")
Meeting called to order at precisely 9:00 AM. Members present: Sock Saga Cristina (Chairperson), Bobo McBobface (Vice Chair), and Larry the Intern (Coffee Boy).
Agenda item 1: Discussion of Socks. Sock Saga Cristina: "I propose we have more socks. Like, a lot more socks."
Bobo McBobface: "But what about the existential crisis we're facing due to the impending doom of the washing machine?"
Larry the Intern: "I'm pretty sure it's just a matter of time before our socks are consumed by the void of the laundry hamper."
Resolution: More socks shall be had. Immediately.
Adendum A: The Sock Saga
A special report on the Sock Saga was presented by Sock Saga Cristina, detailing the intricacies of sock puppetry and its implications on modern society.