Committee of Contraptions
Subordinate to the Ministry of Inefficiency
The Sock Savants are a special task force within the Committee of Contraptions. They are responsible for investigating and resolving all issues related to socks. Yes, socks. Those mysterious, often-missing, always-reappearing socks that have been the bane of humanity since the dawn of time.
- Missing Sock Retrieval and Reunification (MSR)
- Sock Pair Reconciliation (SPR)
- Lint Roller Inspection (LRI)
- Heel to Toe Sock Analysis (HTSA)