This software is for users who enjoy the thrill of trying to untangle the mess of nested loops and recursive calls. It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire and the needle is a raccoon.

		
			function spaghettiOptimize(input) {
				var output = [];
				for (var i = 0; i < input.length; i++) {
					if (input[i].length > 1) {
						var j = input[i].indexOf(input[i][0]);
						output[j] = input[i];
					} else {
						output.push(input[i]);
					}
				}
				return output;
			}
		
		

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