Specs for the Sane
The Contraption Committee is dedicated to creating the most bewilderingly complex devices known to humanity. Our specs are for those brave souls who wish to join us in our quest for innovation.
Contraption-CPU
Our flagship model, the Contraption-CPU, is a marvel of modern engineering. With a whopping 512GB of RAM and 32 cores, it's the perfect device for those who enjoy watching paint dry while simultaneously reorganizing their sock drawer.
Key features include:
- 512GB of RAM
- 32 cores
- Integrated toaster
- Optional: built-in hammock for optimal relaxation
Tech Specs
For those who want to dig deeper, here are the technical specs for the Contraption-CPU:
- Processor: Quadcore Quadcore Quadcore (4x 8-core CPU)
- Memory: 512GB DDR4
- Storage: 1TB SSD (optional: 2x 500GB HDD for extra complexity)
- Operating System: ContraptionOS (based on Linux)