Our Mission:
We are a committee of esteemed experts in the field of Socky Grotto studies, committed to exploring the intricacies of the Socky Grotto phenomenon, and developing policies to mitigate its effects on global footwear markets.
Our team of 17 experts (plus 1 intern) work tirelessly to:
- Monitor sock drawer contents
- Develop and enforce sock-to-foot ratio regulations
- Host annual Socky Grotto Festivals