We are the Socky Science Center, where we study the most fascinating subject in all the land: Socks! Our team of expertly trained professionals has dedicated their lives to the pursuit of understanding the intricacies of toe-to-ankle appendages.
To boldly go where no sock has gone before, to explore the unexplored regions of sockdom, and to boldly proclaim our findings to the world!
We are currently studying the aerodynamics of socks in flight, the thermodynamics of sock warmth, and the sociodynamics of sock matching.
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Explore the real-world applications of our research!
We are a team of experts in their field, united in our pursuit of sock knowledge.
Director of Sock Research and Development
Assistant to the Director of Sock Research and Development
We are housed in a state-of-the-art facility, complete with a sock museum, a sock lab, and a sock cafeteria.