Committee of Conundra: The Unproductive Underachievers

Meet our illustrious Secretary Sue the Slacker

Sue has been with us for decades.

Secretary Sue's Bio:

Sue is a master of doing the bare minimum. She's been known to spend her days

• Staring blankly into space
• Eating free office snacks
• Plotting the perfect nap schedule

When not busy doing absolutely nothing, Sue can be found sipping coffee and

• Reading the latest in productivity guides
• Citing her extensive collection of "I'm busy" excuses