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Committee of Conundrums: Disciplinary Action - 2019
Committee of Conundrums: Disciplinary Action - 2019
Who Did What in December
December 2019:
- Chairperson: "I didn't do it, I swear, I was just... redecorating the meeting room with my personal collection of antique door knobs."
- Vice-Chairperson: "Fine, I may have eaten the last donut from the break room, but it was for research purposes, I assure you."
- Member 1: "I'm innocent! I only used the company credit card to buy 17 pounds of imported brie cheese. I was just... testing the limits."
- Member 2: "You know who I am. I'm the one who 'accidentally' deleted the company database during our last meeting. It was just a... creative exercise."
- Member 3: "I'm the one who 'borrowed' the company jet ski for 'personal use.' It was for... team-building, I swear."
Resolution:
The Committee of Conundrums has reached a consensus: we're all guilty, and we're all going to need a lot more donuts.
Read Minute 1: "The Donut-Gate Scandal."
Read Minute 2: "The Brie-gate Conspiracy."
Read Minute 3: "The Jet Ski-gate Fiasco."
Read Minute 4: "The Database-gate Enigma."