We, the esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, gathered on this fateful day to tackle the pressing issue of minute 3's existential crisis.
Chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, took the floor and declared, "I, for one, am not a fan of the new stapler in the break room. It's a travesty!"
After a heated debate, we decided to adopt Committee Action Plan 1, which involves sending a strongly-worded letter to the stapler manufacturer.