As part of our ongoing investigation into the Committee of Conundrums, we have uncovered a series of events that raise more questions than answers.
On March 1, 2019, John was seen leaving the office at 4:47 PM, citing a "meeting" as his reason for departure. However, our sources suggest he was actually seen playing video games for 4 hours straight.
On March 5, 2019, John was overheard telling a colleague that he had "worked on" a project all weekend. When asked for specifics, he became evasive and muttered something about "code snippets" and "iterations."
On March 15, 2019, John was spotted in the break room at 10:47 AM with a half-empty box of donuts. When asked about his presence there, he claimed he was "researching" the effects of sugar on cognitive function.
Our experts are still trying to piece together the events of that fateful day, but one thing is certain: John's alibi has more holes than a block of Swiss cheese.