October 10th, 2019: The Great Cheese Stacking Incident

A day that will be etched in the annals of Committee History as a day of unmitigated disaster and unrelenting cheese.

It started innocently enough, with a seemingly innocuous meeting of the Committee of Conundrums, where members had gathered to discuss the finer points of the new "Cheesy Goodness" initiative.

Key Players:

Incident Report:

At approximately 3:47 PM, Chairperson P. Bottomsworth stood up to address the committee, proudly proclaiming, "I've got it! I've finally remembered what 'Cheesy Goodness' is!"

Unfortunately, his declaration was met with skepticism by Vice-Chairperson B. Fizzypop, who had already spent 3 hours on the cocktail napkin.

As the meeting descended into chaos, Committee Member S. T. Meowzer was forced to intervene, citing "feline allergies" to the presence of so much cheese.

Aftermath:

The meeting was adjourned at approximately 5:01 PM, with all parties involved vowing to never speak of "Cheesy Goodness" again.

However, rumors of a secret "Cheesy Revenge" society have been circulating in the committee hallways, hinting at a possible sequel to the Great Cheese Stacking Incident.

Stay vigilant, citizens.

September 9th, 2019: The Great Paperclip Debacle

January 1, 2020: The Great New Year's Resolution