Incident Report:
At approximately 3:47 PM, Chairperson P. Bottomsworth stood up to address the committee, proudly proclaiming, "I've got it! I've finally remembered what 'Cheesy Goodness' is!"
Unfortunately, his declaration was met with skepticism by Vice-Chairperson B. Fizzypop, who had already spent 3 hours on the cocktail napkin.
As the meeting descended into chaos, Committee Member S. T. Meowzer was forced to intervene, citing "feline allergies" to the presence of so much cheese.