September's Culprits

2019 Committee of Conundrums

Here's what our esteemed members got up to in September:

• Chairman McTat, who shall not be named, was overheard arguing with the stapler again.
• Member 42 was last seen fleeing the scene of the crime with a suspiciously large quantity of free donuts.
• The committee's resident expert on all things obscure, Dr. Reginald, was observed attempting to explain the plot of a 90s sitcom to a confused intern.

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