Committee of Conundrums: 2022 Meeting Minutes

The Committee of Conundrums convened to discuss the pressing issue of the Great Cheese Shortage, a crisis of epic proportions that threatens the very fabric of our society.

Item 1: The Chairperson declared the meeting open at 2:00 PM, despite the presence of a stray cat in the room.
Item 2: The Vice-Chairperson suggested a resolution to the crisis, but it was tabled due to lack of consensus.
Item 3: A heated debate ensued regarding the best way to resolve the crisis, with some members advocating for more cheese, others for less.
Item 4: A break was called to discuss snacks, during which several committee members were overheard discussing the merits of vegan cheese alternatives.

A special mention must be made of the particularly pungent aroma emanating from the break room, which was later determined to have originated from the aforementioned stray cat.

Notable attendees included Chairperson, Jane Doe, Vice-Chairperson, John Smith, and Member-at-Large, Bob Johnson.

Adjourning items: The Committee will reconvene on March 16th to discuss The Great Coffee Shortage.