We meet here, in this dimly lit room, to tackle the toughest of problems: The ones that defy explanation, the ones that resist categorization, and the ones that are simply, utterly, and fantastically baffling.
Chairman, Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq., has called a special emergency meeting to address the pressing issue of the missing donut in the break room. This has sparked a chain reaction of questions:
Please, join us, in our deliberations, and help us find the answers to these and other similarly vexing enigmas.
Join the discussion, and maybe, just maybe, we'll get to the bottom of it.