Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, a group dedicated to finding the answers to all the unanswerable questions. We're not actually a real committee, but we like to pretend we are.
Our mission statements are as follows:
Statement 1: "We will not actually do much of anything, but we'll have a really good time trying."
Statement 2: "We will occasionally meet in a conference room with a vending machine that doesn't work."
Statement 3: "We will not be held accountable for anything, except our coffee machine, which we will be very accountable for."