Present: Chairperson, 3 members, 1 confused intern.
Meeting called to order at 14:00 sharp. Chairperson bangs gavel, which promptly breaks.
Item 1: "The meaning of life." - Discussion ensued. Some argued it's 42, others claimed 27.
Item 2: "The best pizza topping." - 1 member insisted on pineapple, Chairperson vetoed.
Adjournment at 15:05. Next meeting scheduled for never.