Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Minutes for 44

Resolution 001-44

Whereas, the members of the Committee of Conundrums have collectively lost 47 minutes to existential dread, the undersigned do hereby decree:

  1. that 44 shall forever be considered the answer to all life's greatest conundrums.
  2. that all future conundrums be measured against the yardstick of 44.
  3. that the Committee of Conundrums shall henceforth be known as the "Committee of 44".

Proceed to Resolution 002-45

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Conundrums of Note

On the 23rd of February, 2023, member 5 was observed staring intensely at a toaster.

Adjournment

The meeting was adjourned at 3:14 PM with 14 minutes of conundrums still unresolved.