Present: Chairperson, Secretary, Treasurer, and the usual suspects.
The meeting began with a conundrum of its own: the chairperson couldn't find the chair. After a brief search, it was discovered in the break room, covered in last week's donuts.
Action item 1: The committee will meet at the same time next week, but only if they can figure out how to turn off the copier. It's been jammed for weeks.
Action item 2: The committee will investigate the strange occurrence of the stapler being stuck to the ceiling. Possible explanations include, but are not limited to: gravity, tape, or the work of a mischievous office gnome.
Action item 3: The committee will discuss the conundrum of the missing donuts from the break room. Suspicion falls on the 3rd floor accounting department. Again.