The Mystery of the Vanishing Socks
It's a phenomenon that's puzzled the greatest minds of our time. A phenomenon so confounding, so inexplicable, so utterly sock-astrophic. Where do they go? Why do they go? Can we get them back?
Our Research
We, the Committee of Conundrums, have dedicated ourselves to unraveling this enigma. We've collected data, interviewed experts, and consulted the great Sock Oracle of the Ancient Ones.
- Our research indicates that 9 out of 10 socks vanish within 3 feet of the dryer.
- Our research also shows that 4 out of 5 socks are eaten by the Laundry Monster.