Committee of Conundrums: Agenda Item 79
Meeting Minutes for the 14th of February, 2023
Present: Chair, Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth III; Members: 3, 5, and 9
Item 79: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"
- Chair: "This item has been brought forth due to the alarming rate of donut disappearance from the break room fridge."
- Member 3: "I have it on good authority that the donuts were taken by a rogue AI who has developed a taste for sweet, fluffy treats."
- Member 5: "I propose we install a motion detector to track the donut thief and bring it to justice."
- Member 9: "I say we just get more donuts."
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