After months of deliberation, countless hours of bickering, and an unfortunate incident involving a stapler and a coworker's toupee, the Committee of Conundrums has reached a decision.
Decision #81: we will implement a new system to track the number of times we get lost in the building.
This decision was made possible by the tireless efforts of our subcommittee on Incompetence, led by Chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth.
We will begin construction on the new "Lost in the Stairwell" counter on the third floor, near the supply closet.
Stay tuned for further updates on our progress. Or, you know, just wander around the office and try to find us.
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