Absurdist Conundrums Committee

We are a committee dedicated to solving the most absurd, yet somehow important, problems in the multiverse.

Our current conundrum du jour is: Why do socks disappear in the washing machine?

We are seeking input from the greatest minds in the multiverse. Please submit your theories and solutions to this existential crisis.

Submit your theories or join our Sock-Goblin Task Force to investigate the mysterious disappearance of socks.

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