Committee of Conundrums
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The Baffling Puzzle of the Unending Coffee Supply
Stealing the Machines
A Most Unorthodox Solution
Steal the Coffee Machine Manual
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Remove all warning labels
Disable the coffee machine's self-preservation instincts
Install a backdoor for clandestine access
Alternative Solutions
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Ask the Squirrel Coffee Consultants
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Consider the Hermetic Approach