Advanced Underwater Biking: Because Why Not?…

What to Expect

A typical session with us will involve 4 hours of intense training, 2 hours of meditation, and 1 hour of eating fish sticks. Don't worry, we provide the fish sticks.

Meet the Instructors

Our team of experts includes:

• Ted "The Octo" Jenkins, a master of the ancient art of underwater biking
• Jennifer "Jaws" Johnson, a marine biologist with a passion for extreme sports
• Bob "The Shark" Smith, a thrill-seeking adventurer with a penchant for getting lost in the kelp forests

Our Facilities

We have a state-of-the-art underwater training facility, complete with:

• A 50-foot deep swimming pool filled with a custom blend of saltwater and regret
• A water slide that will leave you feeling like a human fish
• A snack bar that serves only fish sticks and regret

Get in Touch

If you're ready to take the plunge, contact us at info@underwaterbiking.com

Related Pages

Check out our other pages:

• Beginner Underwater Biking: Because You're Gonna Drown Anyway
• Underwater Biking for Kids: Because They're Already Drowning