Meeting Minutes: A Report of Utter Madness
Item 4: The Fizzy Logic Initiative
Presented by: Chairman Fizzlepop (aka Bob)
Summary:
We propose the creation of a sentient, self-driving toaster that will make decisions based on the whims of the committee members.
Reasoning:
Our toaster, Fizzy 1.0, will be equipped with a complex network of fuzzy logic gates and a dash of pure, unadulterated madness.
Goals:
1. Make toast appear out of thin air.
2. Predict the future with uncanny accuracy (or not).
3. Develop a cult-like following of toaster enthusiasts.
Recommendations:
We recommend that all committee members be given free toaster-shaped stress balls to help them cope with the existential crises that will inevitably arise from this endeavor.
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