Committee of Conundrums

Agenda Items 3.5: Hair-Raising Conundrums

Subcommittee: The Unraveling of Sanity

Item 3.5.1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

prophets of doom, beware the missing sock. a mystery of epic proportions.

Discussion Points:

• Is it a portal to a parallel universe?
• Did the washing machine eat it?
• Is it a deliberate act of sock-napping?

Subpoints:

• Sock-Napping Syndrome
• The Sock Gnosis

Item 3.5.2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut

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the plot thickens like frosting on a freshly baked cake.

Discussion Points:

• Was it a donut-napping by a rogue pastry chef?
• Did it get sucked into a vortex of sprinkles?
• Is it a cry for help from a desperate glaze-addicted community?

Subpoints:

• Donut-Napping Theories
• The Donut Geodesy

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