Committee of Conundrums: Agenda Item 5.6

Solving the Conundrum of the Missing Socks

As you may be aware, the phenomenon of missing socks has plagued humanity for centuries. It is the duty of our committee to find a solution to this age-old problem.

We propose the implementation of the "Sock-O-Matic" system, a revolutionary technology that utilizes AI-powered sock-tracking and automated sock-replacement algorithms.

Key Components:

• Advanced Sock Sensors: These will be placed in every washing machine and dryer, detecting when a sock goes missing and alerting the system.
• Central Sock Database: This will store information on every sock that passes through the system, ensuring that every sock is accounted for.
• Automated Sock Replacement Unit: This will be a 3D-printed robotic arm that fetches a replacement sock from the database and inserts it into the washing machine.

Implementation Plan:

Phase 1: Install Sock Sensors in every household in the nation.

Phase 2: Train the AI to recognize and track individual socks.

Phase 3: Launch the Sock Replacement Unit in major cities worldwide.

We estimate that with the Sock-Omatic system, we can reduce sock loss by 90% within 5 years.

But wait, there's more! Our team has also developed a subcommittee to tackle the related problem of Missing Underwear. Read more here.

We invite you to join the Committee of Conundrums and contribute to the development of the Sock-Omatic system. Apply now.