Committee of Conundrums

Agenda Items

• The Sociology of Sushi
• The Philosophy of Pajama Jams
• The Constitutional Crisis of Queso Fest
• The Constitutionality of Ramen Broths
• The Aesthetics of Awkward Dances

6.10 The Constitutionality of Ramen Broths

The Committee of Conundrums has convened to discuss the pressing issue of ramen broths. Is it unconstitutional to serve ramen without an adequate broth-to-noodle ratio? Can a broth be considered "adequate" if it's merely a mixture of water and sodium? The implications are complex, but the committee is determined to get to the bottom of it.

Subcommittee A will examine the historical context of ramen broths, tracing back to the earliest known recipes. Subcommittee B will investigate the chemical properties of broths, seeking to determine the minimum acceptable levels of sodium and MSG. Subcommittee C will consult with ramen experts, seeking their input on the ideal broth-to-noodle ratio.

• The Broth-to-Noodle Ratio as a Human Right
• The Sodium Content of Soups
• The MSG Epidemic of Modern Society

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