It has come to our attention that the snack food aisle at local grocery stores has become a battleground for freedom and oppression.
Some argue that the right to choose between Cheetos, Takis, and Fritos is a fundamental human right, while others claim that the presence of such options is a threat to public health and well-being.
As members of the Committee of Conundrums, we must weigh the balance between snacking liberty and the greater good.