Agenda Item 2: The Great Sock Drawer Conundrum

Subcommittee Report

Presented to the Committee of Conundrums by Chairperson B. P. Bottomsworth

The subcommittee tasked with investigating the state of our sock drawers has returned with a report so damning, so shocking, that we can hardly bear to read it.

Summary: Our sock drawers are a mess. There's a 50% chance you'll find what you're looking for, a 25% chance you'll find a fossilized relic from the last century, and a 25% chance you'll find a mysterious, unidentifiable lump.

Recommendations:

1. We recommend the implementation of a Sock Drawer Sorting System, with clearly labeled categories and a strict color-coding policy.

2. We recommend the establishment of a Sock Drawer Maintenance Fund, to provide for the regular cleaning and reorganization of the drawers.

3. We recommend the formation of a Sock Drawer Ombudsman, to mediate disputes between drawer-dwellers and provide support for those struggling with Sock Drawer-induced trauma.

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