Presented to the Committee of Conundrums by Chairperson B. P. Bottomsworth
The subcommittee tasked with investigating the state of our sock drawers has returned with a report so damning, so shocking, that we can hardly bear to read it.
€ Summary: Our sock drawers are a mess. There's a 50% chance you'll find what you're looking for, a 25% chance you'll find a fossilized relic from the last century, and a 25% chance you'll find a mysterious, unidentifiable lump.
€ Recommendations:
1. We recommend the implementation of a Sock Drawer Sorting System, with clearly labeled categories and a strict color-coding policy.
2. We recommend the establishment of a Sock Drawer Maintenance Fund, to provide for the regular cleaning and reorganization of the drawers.
3. We recommend the formation of a Sock Drawer Ombudsman, to mediate disputes between drawer-dwellers and provide support for those struggling with Sock Drawer-induced trauma.
€ View the full report and supporting documents
€ See the subcommittee's recommendations for other agenda items