We're a committee of highly qualified, utterly unqualified individuals tasked with making decisions that won't affect anyone, really.
Our agenda is a blank slate, waiting for the faint scent of possibility to waft through the air.
Our decisions are guided by the principles of utter indifference and the occasional roll of a dice.
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Our motto? "We'll get to it eventually, or maybe not."
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